The Taniwha Tale


9 August 1775
Bombay, India

I know the truth of why those poor Frenchmen were brutally murdered and eaten in the Bay of Islands. I will relay it to the Sect of Seven here, only due to my deep and abiding affection for Giovanni, who brought the light of Truth to my soul. I know well that this account may well prove my undoing, for my kin are unforgiving, but I am assured of my soul's salvation through Christ and his sacrifice. I can only hope that my words here will provide some insight to the Sect, as to the characteristics of my kin and that my tale will be believed. In an effort to provide a measure of substantiation for this letter, I send it in both French and English, which I have both only recently learned--one of the few beneficial affects, so it may seem, of my birth.

I first met the French captain and explorer Marc-Joseph Marion Dufresne in 1772, when his ships, the Marquis de Castries and the Mascarin, landed upon the shores of my home island which is now somewhat commonly known as Tasmania. Being an outcast due to the circumstances surrounding my birth, I was one of the first "Aboriginals" to encounter Dufresne and his men. Luckily for me, my unusual heritage as a shapeshifter allows me the ability to quickly understand and duplicate different tongues and it was not long before I found myself in the role of an interpreter and guide for Dufresne throughout his nautical explorations. It was also through these interactions that I quickly became proficient in the French (and later English) modes of speech.

This is, perhaps, an appropriate place to reveal a bit more about myself and my rare (but not wholly unheard of) heritage. My mother was a native of Tasmania, but my father was something else altogether. Known in my mother tongue, palawa, only as krakapaka takara nayri-nara, which, roughly translated means, "they who walk in the sadness of death", these creatures are the things of legend among my people. (In truth, the more I learn of other lands and their own tales, I feel strongly that they are examples of something more altogether, but I digress). My father was a shapeshifter, possessed with a rare ability to change his form into almost anything imaginable.


I never knew him, but before she was slain, my mother told me tales about his people, who she said, were divided into two clans: White Tongues and Black Tongues. The White Tongues were virtuous and well-meaning to others--protectors of both men and beasts. The Black Tongues, however, were the opposite, ever seeking only the destruction of all that was good around them. My father, whose name she never knew, was a White Tongue and his strange kin had even helped those within my village when starvation was upon us.


This mercy did not matter, however, as those within my village saw me as an abomination and once I was weaned, cast me out of their keeping to die. They named me Parahako, which to them meant "the unwanted egg of the cuckoo which is laid in the nest of another". My mother they forgave, so long as she left me to die. She refused, off course, and continued to come to me and provide succor. For this, they slew her and cast her body into the sea.


I survived, but only barely. Using my limited skills to change my shape and my color and blend in with my surroundings and escape those that sought me ill, I lived daily in fear of the stone, the spear, and starvation. Until, Giovanni Battista found me and displayed to me the truth of grace and mercy. It was this good man, a member of Dufresne's crew, who not only saved me from my island of persecution, but also led me to my Salvation from my Island of Sin.


Oh, how I miss him and how I thank God for his self-lessness. Poor Giovanni was washed from the deck of the Mascarin during a storm, but not before warning the crew (including myself) and likely saving us all. I pray for him daily that the Lord might spare him, but I fear that he is forever lost to the sea and may not be seen again until the Lord returns triumphant. It is for his sake that I write this letter now, for he often spoke of the Sect of Seven, and told me to seek them out should I ever become lost or seperated from him.


I still have the scriptures that he gave to me, after using them to show me the truth and I hold them as my most precious possessions: the first ten chapters of Isaiah, and the books of Jude, and 1 John. It was Giovanni, too, that brought me before Dufresne so that I might become one of his native guides and translators. Giovanni is why I am alive today, and why I shall live forever in Heaven. All I can do now is to repay his kindness by showing it to others and to tell others of, "that which was from the beginning, which we have heard, which we have seen with our eyes, which we have looked upon and touched with our hands, concerning the word of life-" (1 John 1:1).


But to the course of this letter I now return, and to the account, most dreadful of the murder and cannibalism of Dufresne and his men, and of the horrid realization of my own which came from it. 
It was in the summer of 1772 that Dufresne made landfall in the Bay of Islands, an area in the far north-eastern area of New Zealand's north island. I had only been a member of the crew for a few short months, but already I had come to faith in Christ and already my usefulness to Dufresne in the roles of an interpreter and guide had been made manifest.

At first, all seemed to be going well. Some of the many islands were explored and native fruits and plants were quickly found which were sorely needed to treat the scurvy aboard ship. Repairs, as needed, were quickly made and our first encounters with the natives of these islands, the Maori people (who called themselves tangata whenua), were surprisingly peaceful.

I was personally taken aback by the radical differences between these Maori and my own "Aboriginal" ancestry on my mother's side. Whereas those of my kin were primarily quiet foragers, these Maori seemed to bristle with aggression and war-like behavior. All of them, even the women and children, marked their skin with warped lines and strange sigils while they all carried pounamu weapons of glimmering greenstone. They worshipped strange spirits and practiced the eating of human flesh. It was bound within these differences that I began to notice strange and disturbing signs, and in truth, where among I first encountered the taniwha.




These behaviors and these creatures kept themselves hidden at first, however. I only wish I could have seen their signs and spoor sooner. Perhaps if I had, many good men would not have perished. Tragically, this was not to be.

Dufresne and his French sailors got along very well for the first several weeks. They had established peaceful relations with the Maori and the chief Te Kauri of the Ngāpuhi iwi (the nearest word I can find is English is 'tribe'). The sailors had even been allowed to establish a sizable vegetable garden on one of the many islands, Moturua, found within the Bay of Islands and had been invited to visit Tei Kauri's , their hilltop fortress, and sleep there overnight.

It was, in fact, this very event that began to cause me to suspect that something was untoward within the iwi of Te Kauri. This offer of honor and trust was not one that was shared by all of the Maori warriors. I could hear their whispers and understand them, but was careful to not reveal this fact to any. At the time, I thought little of it, of course, for there was no need to suspect anyone of any foul play. But it was at that time that I first heard the word "taniwha" it was amid these grumbles. Apparently, the taniwha (whatever they were) would not be pleased that the chief was bringing these White Men into their fortress. The most potent of these grumblers was a dark-eyed warrior known as Whiro-te-tipua.

Whiro-te-tipua was the leader of a war band among Te Kauri's iwi. These men had undergone trials, as I learned, that granted them special status amid their brethren and powers granted from their protective spirits. These spirits were said to live within talismans that Whiro-te-tipua and his warriors wore constantly: pounamu devices that were a dark green in color--so dark, in fact, that they were nearly black. These devices and the men who bore them were known as Mangu-Manapou.

The weeks passed and the French began to make themselves more and more at home, and generally civilized relations between the Europeans and the Maori grew. Maori were invited to spend the night aboard ship, and of the French officers made a detailed study of these people's native culture, diet, relations, habits, and customs. One of the officers, an intelligent and decisive fellow by the name of Roux, with my assistance, spent much of our time ashore speaking with and recording the responses of the Maori during this time.

It was during this time that my fears, solidly grounded, began to grow. I suspected that something distinctly spiritual and foul was behind the behavior of some of the Mangu-Manapou. Moreover, the non-friendly behavior of some of the Maori, also grew during this time. Things started out small: a stolen cutlass or uniform here or odd, night-time prowling behavior there. These things were easily dealt with and dismissed. A solid chiding by the French seamen, or a positive expression of tikanga and all was again made well.

But I could tell that there was something deeper astir. For one, all of the perpetrators of these "minor indiscretions" were bearers of the mangu-manapou. For another, once detained, as one would expect, the offender was stripped of all his possessions--including the unique greenstone fetishes. I observed that it was only after a man had been separated from these strange items for a period of time that they began to exhibit some form of sorrow for their deeds. I thought this most odd.

Be Not Angry...


Sir Vallis cursed as he tossed another stone into the fetid still surface of the bog. The rock slipped through the green, muck-coated surface of the water with a strangely muted 'ploorb' sound and vanished from sight. "Should have listened to my father, 'Never trust a shaa,' he would always say." Vallis spat, some white spittle flecking his red mustached lips.

"Curse you, Deesha, you...you thrice-bedeviled oversized pyxee!" The man roared, shaking his gauntleted fists at the sky. Deep down, Sir Vallis knew that he was really just as angry at himself for what he'd said to Deesha, but his stubborn pride would never let the Knight of the Crimson Circle admit that--at least not now. Not until he'd cooled off a little. He spun on an armored heel and began to stalk away from the water's edge.

The two companions had found themselves lost in a trackless swamp just south of Bar-Donnath. Luckily, they'd run across a party of loathsome Gree-Gree who claimed to know the way out to firmer, dryer and more civilized land. Sir Vallis knew that the Gree-Gree could be trusted no further than he could walk on water, so he'd flatly refused their help. After all, he and Deesha had made it through countless other scraps, all of them just as perilous as this one.

Yet the shaa had agreed to the Gree-Grees' help, almost instantly! Sir Vallis felt his blood begin to boil and it was almost as if he could hear it bubbling and moving in his ears. The more he thought about Deesha's betrayal to him--or was it her lack of confidence in him--the angrier he became. The Knight did not think he'd ever been this mad, in fact. He could almost swear that he could hear his blood moving and sloshing in his head...

Sloshing?

Sir Vallis spun, his mighty blade ringing from its sheath like one of the enchanted silver bells of St. Flora's Chapel.

Before him rose a titanic swamp horror, a massive half-rotten thing with strange fleshy wings the span of four herd barns placed end-to-end. Upon its bloated, scabrous back grew a living field of dead man's tongues, a type of strange flat-growing water plant known by even the smallest child to be a deadly poison by their odd purple color. Foul-smelling green ichor spilled from the thing's hollow eye sockets, sizzling like fat upon a hot iron.

The only thing Sir Vallis regretted was that he would not be able to apologize to Deesha before he died...

Author's Notes: Sir Vallis and Deesha are a part of a yet-unnamed fantasy world that I've had growing, like a fungus, in the back of my brain for several years now. Filled with all of the generally fantasy tropes, but all canted slightly to one side to make them just bizarre enough to fit my odd tastes, it's a project that I hope one day, to fully flesh out more. While these stories do not tie directly into the Wyrdwar, they the type of thing that when I'm writing, I like to cherry-pick concepts and idea seeds from. For instance, I could definitely see a spin-off story related to dead man's tongues and hags, for instance, giving Walter W. Winans some issues one day... Also of note here, the Gree-Gree, while based on ancient tales from France (and later Louisiana) were prominently featured in the card-based RPG I co-created several years ago, Untold. They were always some of my favorites...no matter here, just a little inane trivia for you, faithful readers!

Pullo's Tower


Roman Phallus carved on a wall at Hadrian's Wall quarry

March 1, 207 A.D.
(Now) Gelt Forest, (Then) Britannia Territory

“The Consul will not be pleased!” Jupiter hissed.

“Oh, I don’t know. His pride will get touched by more dew here than it ever would in his palace,” Severus answered with a devilish gleam in his eye.

“We’ll all get lashed if the ‘Sir’ sees,” protested Jupiter further.

“Come now. Everyone knows your mother named you with such a great title because you are the littlest member of your family, but you don’t have to ruin a little fun by invoking your new mom in this, milk-drinker,” answered Olafsen in his harsh Germanic dialect.

“Besides, we’ve pulled enough stone from this muck hole to please that old cockatrice and his demands for today,” Severus chided.

“It’s the Sir’s lack of stones that pains him,” Olafsen countered.

“Maybe he found some in that bone heap we uncovered three night’s ago,” Severus added with a snicker. “The gods know those Northmen must have some mighty stones to live in this pissing rain all winter.”

Pullo, who had not ceased his own contribution to the carvings, stepped back just then and looked at his handiwork. The fresh white etchings contrasted brightly on the blue stone despite the grey, drizzling day. The ancient stone seemed to grant his image life, which made him laugh all the harder. The others heard him and turned to see what had beset the cohort’s resident ‘chief carver.’

“By the gods, Pullo, you’re piss drunk!” cried Severus between howls.

“It’s glorious!” added Olafsen.

“It is indeed, glorious,” Pullo answered. “They’ll cease calling it Hadrian’s Wall and give it a proper name—Pullo’s Tower!”

The motley auxiliaries bowled with laughter, save Jupiter. The older soldier paled and shook with silent rage. He had the finer qualities of responsibility, but the curse of no humor. It had earned him the other nickname, ‘Doomsinger.’ The gravity of the name made it all the more fun to call him that, though the Dane preferred reminding the boneless sod that he still preferred the teat. Jupiter did not fail to disappoint even now as he gazed at the perfect image of a phallus and its twin, globed escorts.

“We’ll be skinned alive and fed to the Northmen!” He shrieked. “You can’t put that icon next to the Consuls’ names! It’s treason!”

“If anything, ‘Singer, it’s an exaggeration—much like its maker’s own “tower.” Hut, more like,” Severus gibed.

“So says the man who can’t even raise a hut,” Pullo roared back.

“You two sound like fish wives haggling over who has the most warts,” Olafsen interjected. None had ceased to laugh. “Pullo has carved enough luck for all of us. We’ll all be satisfied when we come back from the Wall.”

“—Tower,” Pullo corrected.

A shadow fell over the lot, silencing the cackling. The feathered plume on the shadow’s helmet warned them of their danger. Only Jupiter stood with his back to the Wall and could see the newcomer truly. All color drained from Jupiter’s face. His eyes went white and he shook as he began to scream like an animal in pain. The others turned to see their commander in his armor; however, a blue pall colored his cheeks and his eyes held a pink sheen. He spoke, but the growling words came out in a feral tongue none of the soldiers knew.

The sword in one hand and the Pictish burial charm in the other told them their phallic luck would not hold.




The Crusader Returns


February 25, 2019
Dublin, Ireland
Crypt of St Michans Church

David Pierpoint, Archdeacon of Dublin, seemed to be on the verge of breaking down. "The perpetrators of this vandalism...sacrilege...desecration, they have turned over some of the bodies. The body of a nun who is there for about 300 years, she has been pretty much trashed. Her head has been turned around the wrong way, but the worst thing is the Crusader who's mummified body is down below...it's 800 years there and his body has been pretty smashed up and his head has been severed from his neck. So the head is disappeared."

Deacon knew the man well and he was no dandy. David had served with distinction in the Irish Army during the Troubles against the IRA. Deacon himself had seen the man face down several loaded guns and had never seen it touch the man's sky-blue eyes. And now there were tears? Something didn't seem right. The man had seen something. Something that had shaken him to the core. Something that made no sense in the cold, hard light of reality. The boulder of a man dropped a ham-sized hand upon his old friend's shoulder.

"I'll see what I can do, David..." he rumbled.

Instantly, the Archdeacon looked as if he'd just regained a year lost. "Praise be to the Father," the Anglican said, crossing himself.

Deacon did the same, out of reflex more than respect and asked, "...but you need to be honest with me, David." Deacon did not pause, plowing right into the thick of the matter like an avalanche driving through an anthill. "How long has the revenant's spirit been haunting this place?"

David's summer-sky eyes were suddenly surrounded by rings of stark white. "H-h-how did you know?"

Deacon chuckled--a nice friendly sound--like rocks in a grinder. "I didn't until just now. But I figured that only a revenant would want his head, the seat of thought and willpower, spiritually speaking back --and only if he was planning on using it for something."

The Archdeacon looked crestfallen. "We've...the Church, I mean...has been trying so hard, for so long, to keep it hidden. I thought it silly, a superstitious folly, but last night..." He swallowed hard and he got a look that Deacon knew well, a look like he needed a stiff drink. "Last night, I saw it."

Deacon nodded, running thick fingers across his wide, square jaw. "Sounds like we've got an 800-year old grudge to deal with."



Mask of the Bat God


Summer, 1999
Somewhere over the Atlantic

'They have absolutely no f***ing clue of what they're messing with,' Matt Olsen's jagged, angular cursive sawed across the clean, featureless landscape of the first page of one his trademark notebooks.    To the uninitiated, the text would be nearly illegible - nothing more than the disparate graphite scrawling of a cardiac monitor. To those that knew well the seasoned senior reporter of The Orbis Observer (the truth *IS* out there), they could see the utter panic underlying the text. 'Joseph should have listened to me, and left the artifact at Monte Albán. The inhabitants there will not be pleased.' 

Matt paused to toss a half-hearted nod and smile towards the plain-looking stewardess; she handed him the Scotch he'd ordered with a smile that did not touch her hazel eyes. Matt tried to keep his hands from shaking as exchanged his credit card for the glass, which he downed in a quick gulp and passed the empty back before the wan-looking lady had even finished pocketing the card. Her recently plucked eyebrows tried to crawl back up into her hairline.

"Keep 'em comin'," he muttered and went back to his serrated notes.

'Mask of the Bat God, indeed. This mask is much more than that. It's the phylactery of a spirit of an ancient vampire marquis. The moment Joseph moved it from the chamber which held it, that spirit has slowly been restoring itself. Soon, it will draw them out--all of them.'

Matt downed the second Scotch and finally felt the kick of the first one. If he'd have been thinking clearly, he likely would not have written the next words out of sheer professional pride.

'--and all of Mexico City will be overrun with thousands of Zapotec vampires.'

Halfway through the Hundred Days Offensive...



Halfway through the Hundred Days Offensive, the Germans finally became so desperate they decided to cry out to God for help.

We're still not sure who answered...

We saw the German prisoners, day by day, adding up and most of our boys said that the War would soon be over. Some boasted, thumping their chests, that by the end of August we'd clapped hands on well over 100,000 Krauts. What we didn't know then was that those poor men were merely a down payment. They were a mere drop in the bucket, a tithe to some Dark Power who was cooking up something far worse that we'd all soon be dealing with.

Apparently, it was a good deal for the Germans because who- (or what-) ever was in charge of the Axis now would no longer need just flesh-and-bone men to fight the War. Shortly after Halloween--Samhain--the first Communicants were encountered, and everything turned on a dime.


These hellish things were...massive...even the tallest of our boys, at best, was only staring into the belly of one of these scroll-skinned abominations. They were fast too...they could easily outpace our Calvary, even racing across the blasted, shelled-to-hell battlefields that pockmarked the flayed, bloodied face of Europe. In fact, some of our Eggheads (Intelligence types) spouted that the only reason the Communicant's legs were armored was to just deal with our mines. Their sheer speed protected them from just about anything except the farthest flung shrapnel from our anti-tank or anti-personnel landmines. Their arms and torsos, inscribed with infernal script that wriggled and writhed like frenzied tapeworms, were as tough and hard to pierce as the hide of a rhino.

We think the Communicants were none to bright, though. We're not sure, but each Shock (that's what we started callin' them, groups of thirteen...always thirteen) was always accompanied by another - we called 'em Rectors. These guys were just plain creepy...hooded and robed from head to toe...you could never see their face, and none of them were ever captured. No one ever saw them make a move, or a sound, or nothing. They would just stand on the edge of the battlefield, clutching their golden-glowing Cache as if was the most important thing in the world. Some of our boys thought that it was the Rector's that were the brains of the Shocks, controlling their movements and making sure their objectives were achieved. To make matters worse, on the rare occasion that we were able to blast one of those Rectors to hell, we never found anything left behind, though. No Rector body, no Cache - only the smell of sulfur, eye-watering, heavy, and as thick as fog.

Yea, we thought we had it bad when the Communicants showed up.

We didn't know nothin'.

  • Story and Characters: (c)/by Brannon Hollingsworth
  • Art Source
  • Inspired by: Mike Franchina's concepts of: Communicants, Meta-Christ, Mendelist Monks, experimental communion, etc.
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